Author Topic: Famous Quote Thread (Read 118445 times)

Revanchist · « **Reply #160 on:** June 17, 2013, 10:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Corey on June 17, 2013, 04:44:14 PM

[4:41:39 PM] Corey: Can you do me a huge favour?
[4:42:00 PM] Enceladus: Can I?
[4:42:10 PM] Corey: Can you give me one negative karma?
[4:42:14 PM] Enceladus: ...
[4:42:17 PM] Corey: I've been at -59 for like 3 months
[4:42:18 PM] Enceladus: Why?
[4:42:21 PM] Corey: And it's bugging the shit out of me
[4:42:31 PM] Enceladus: Sorry
[4:42:33 PM] Slornie: Lol
[4:42:34 PM] Enceladus: Can only do 10
[4:42:34 PM] Corey: PLEASE
[4:42:36 PM] Corey: NO
[4:42:39 PM] Enceladus: YES
[4:42:48 PM] Enceladus: YOU'LL LOVE IT

*hint*

THERE!!! You are fixed now.

Revanchist · « **Reply #161 on:** June 22, 2013, 11:26:09 AM »

A text conversation between me and my brother, as he finds out I already knew something that he just told me.

ME: I know
BROTHER: U know what? U read it already??
ME: Yesterday
BROTHER: What is the angry emoticon look like (not the emoji, the standard emoticon).
Me: Like your face does right now, only better looking.
BROTHER: I h8 u

Corey · « **Reply #162 on:** June 25, 2013, 12:29:03 AM »

Talking about his old laptop:

[12:23:15 AM] Corey Chamberlain: How old is it?
[12:23:19 AM] Enceladus: I'm thinking I'll get 600 ish
[12:23:28 AM] Enceladus: Try and outsell the guys at 700 and 750 here
[12:23:36 AM] Enceladus: 3 years
[12:23:41 AM] Enceladus: still first gen i7
[12:25:55 AM] Enceladus: and I just wrote kidney secretes i7 in my notes...
[12:26:38 AM] Corey Chamberlain: I think this conversation made you write something different
[12:26:46 AM] Corey Chamberlain: You could even say it... Inspired Innovation.
[12:26:55 AM] Enceladus: ...
[12:26:57 AM] Enceladus: really?

Delta104x · « **Reply #163 on:** July 10, 2013, 03:15:27 PM »

After my most recent School trip, I am now known for saying "Go Fuck Yourself" when angered.

Lord Xizer · « **Reply #164 on:** July 11, 2013, 01:33:03 AM »

Me playing as the PA(Jumped in with Jerec, Kaine 2 Praetors, Grant and 2 Escort carriers against Ackbar an MC80, 4 Corellian gunships and Rogue Suadron), "Tonight I dine on Ackbar soup!"(followed by my accidental pushing of the autoresolve button in battle...all my ships explode before my eyes and not a single rebel is dead...) fast frward to my headdesking

Slornie · « **Reply #165 on:** September 07, 2013, 12:59:17 PM »

At work a couple of weeks ago:

[Manager] How do I take a picture of what's on the screen on these computers?
[Colleague] Press the Print Screen button.
[Manager] Did you have to say that in such a "you idiot" tone of voice?

Revanchist · « **Reply #166 on:** September 07, 2013, 07:53:06 PM »

After seeing a "Friends of the NRA fundraiser dinner."
Me (sarcasm): The only way to be a friend of he NRA is to oppose it at all times."
Mom: Why is that?
Me (sarcasm): Because the NRA is a liberal conspiracy to get all the gun lovers into one organization so that when the time comes they can all be eliminated at once!
Mom: I've never thought of that before (laughs).
Me: I should sell that to FOX "News"; they'd buy it.

Eclipse · « **Reply #167 on:** October 02, 2013, 07:26:32 PM »

zotrablue Hace 2 a

Revanchist · « **Reply #168 on:** October 02, 2013, 10:11:26 PM »

What...?

Eclipse · « **Reply #169 on:** October 03, 2013, 10:41:08 AM »

Meh is this forum that cuts my post, the last time I edited it (third or fourth time) I tough it was ok

Revanchist · « **Reply #170 on:** October 03, 2013, 02:42:16 PM »

At least I am not alone in he cutting off of my posts. But all of this leads to a nice new Famous Quote.

Corey · « **Reply #171 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:06:45 PM »

Release wrapup:

[9:03:38 PM] Corey Chamberlain: 2 days and nobody has reported anything gamebreaking
[9:03:41 PM] Corey Chamberlain: So that's nice
[9:05:04 PM] Enceladus: What about GROUNDBREAKING?
[9:05:36 PM] Corey Chamberlain: Fuck you.

Kalo · « **Reply #172 on:** April 08, 2014, 07:48:03 AM »

Corey: I'm 11 pages into a 22 page essay on the reasons why the European Space Agency exists and how it has been consolidated into broader attempts to integrate Europe
Corey: Too fun.
Kalo Shin: europe
Kalo Shin: space agency
Kalo Shin: HAH.
Corey: But it's a thing.
Kalo Shin: maybe in fucking canada
Corey: It's been a thing for 50 years.
Corey: But Europe...
Corey: Not Canada....
Kalo Shin: they're the same thing
Kalo Shin: rite
Corey: Maybe in fucking Uzbekistan.

Corey · « **Reply #173 on:** May 17, 2014, 08:00:09 PM »

Discussing space stations in Ventrilo...

Slevered: This is Star Wars, so there may be some sort of artificial gravity thi-
Corey: THIS IS STAR WARS?

Lord Xizer · « **Reply #174 on:** May 18, 2014, 06:19:24 PM »

being with my friend in his car he miss a turnand continues to go forward instead of turning around when I ask him why he says
" it's like the sergeants always say if you make a mistake just keep going with it and dont hesitate"
I replied "This is not the same. if you drive towards a cliff you do not continue to ride the vehicle all the way over said cliff and explode, you turn the car around!"
He looks at a nearby cliff and smiles.
"Don't you dare..."

Helix345 · « **Reply #175 on:** May 28, 2016, 11:28:00 PM »

"Do better".
Me 2016

RevanTheFireMage · « **Reply #176 on:** May 17, 2017, 08:17:41 PM »

Me: "This planet is mine!"
Separatists: "Nope Dibbs!"
Me: "Wut"
Separatists: "Intergalactic dibbs law, I called dibbs on the planet so it's mine"
Me: "WUT -_-"

"Everything is fine and dandy until the super star destroyer shows the fuck up" -RTFM

"Oh shit we lost the fleet, eh they were all screwups anyways, if they were actually decent naval commanders they wouldn't have died now would we."

Me: "GOD DAMN MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE FUCKING CANNON"
Delta Squad: "Geeze you don't have to yell"
Me: "I GAVE YOU ONE ORDER AND THAT WASN'T TO DIE AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID"
Delta: "But we haven't di-" *dies to flak cannon*
Me: *slams keyboard* "OH MY GODDDDDDDD"

AppTRL · « **Reply #177 on:** February 01, 2018, 08:45:23 AM »

"What's our plan? Does anyone have a plan? We should plan."

-Jedi Master Streen

Lord Xizer · « **Reply #178 on:** February 01, 2018, 04:17:33 PM »

"Well I have a plan."-Kenny TWD
"So what's the plan then?" Mike TWD
"We figure something out, we improvise!"-Kenny
"Then that's not a plan! You don't PLAN to improvise!"- Mike

True Light Guy · « **Reply #179 on:** February 19, 2018, 04:32:06 PM »

When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine! -Sgt Johnson (unknown - Dec 11, 2552)