Author Topic: Famous Quote Thread (Read 118707 times)

Slornie · « **Reply #80 on:** May 21, 2008, 01:53:52 PM »

Extract from msn chat with a mate (we were discussing environment/heating):

Mate: Personally I think we should get giant polar bears to hug the house when it needs heating
Mate: Then we'd be saving polar bears AND being green

Me: Rofl
Me: You'd need a hell of a lot of ice makers to keep the Polar Bears happy though
Mate: Lol
Mate: Who says polarbears need Ice? Shave their fur off and they'll be fine

Mate: Just like sheep...
Me: Wouldnt that make them less useful for keeping your house warm?
Mate: .... yes, I think you spotted the hole in the argument there

Mate: Oooh! I could use the fur as attic insulation!

aNaRcHiSt44 · « **Reply #81 on:** May 24, 2008, 12:12:29 AM »

This happened during science class yesterday.

(Teacher): Now, can anyone tell me another natural disaster?
(The class is talking idly, and teacher looks about with a frown, but all noise stops as I open my mouth to reply)
(Me): HELLO!
(CLass): (Laughs for a minute straight)
(The teacher grumbles and stares at me)
(Teacher): Get out!

(Several minutes later, when all is as normal; the class is talking again, and no-one listens to the teacher with any interest)
(Teacher): Come on guys; tell me more natural disasters.
(Me): (Puts hand up) I know, I know!
(Teacher): Yes?
(Me): MEEE!

What happened next wasn't particularly pleasant. I was being very immature, but if you had our science teacher(s), you would understand why I would do so.

vadereclipse · « **Reply #82 on:** May 24, 2008, 04:32:44 AM »

wait, people in your class had trouble thinking of natural disasters? do you live in a glass bubble at the bottom of the ocean/

Isamu · « **Reply #83 on:** May 24, 2008, 03:23:13 PM »

GrndAdmrlPellaeon · « **Reply #84 on:** May 25, 2008, 09:02:28 PM »

Quote from: vadereclipse on May 24, 2008, 04:32:44 AM

wait, people in your class had trouble thinking of natural disasters? do you live in a glass bubble at the bottom of the ocean/

I believe it is commonly referred to as Atlantis.

vadereclipse · « **Reply #85 on:** May 26, 2008, 05:49:20 AM »

but if you lived in atlantis, you would be able to give one example, right?
your city sinking?

Isamu · « **Reply #86 on:** May 26, 2008, 02:56:05 PM »

the city of venice sunk once

Scarecrow63 · « **Reply #87 on:** May 26, 2008, 04:18:58 PM »

enough, back on topic

Scarecrow63 · « **Reply #88 on:** June 17, 2008, 11:39:13 PM »

"bible, motherf*****, do you read it?"

-Fuzzywazzy

I mistakenly asked if he had seen pope fiction, instead of pulp fiction, which lead to said quote

Mandalore-the-Inquizitor · « **Reply #89 on:** June 19, 2008, 05:34:07 AM »

A conver sation between me and my brother

Me: Get dressed we are going to the movies!!!

Richard (brother): Im a nudist i like walking around naked.

Me: you will never impress any one.

Richard:............(long scinlece)

Me: haha it is true.

Grandmother: will you two homos give it a rest your both small i have seen both of you!!!

Noret · « **Reply #90 on:** June 21, 2008, 12:59:44 PM »

Friend: You can't deny her fried babies
Me: I'm working on that
Friend: LOL
ME: Not that Way!!!

Corey · « **Reply #91 on:** June 29, 2008, 02:37:23 AM »

[2:34:31 AM] Arbiter says: Since you've both been through so much, I'll give you both a link to the trailer early.
[2:34:46 AM] Dane Kiet says: better than nothing I suppose
[2:34:52 AM] GrandAdmiralBeck says: sweet!
[2:35:08 AM] Arbiter says:
[2:35:19 AM] GrandAdmiralBeck says: FUCK YOU!
[2:35:43 AM] Kalo says: LMAO.
[2:35:47 AM] Kalo says: BECK WAS OWNED

vadereclipse · « **Reply #92 on:** June 29, 2008, 04:30:25 AM »

ahh rickrolls.

grandadmiralbeck · « **Reply #93 on:** June 29, 2008, 11:50:46 AM »

that was certainly i low spot in my life. its like my self esteem went into the negative's at that point.

Ahdanack030 · « **Reply #94 on:** July 03, 2008, 01:40:49 PM »

Our class was on a trip to Ottawa on a bus, we stopped at a fast food place, and I told my friend i would give him two dollars if he went over to a group of random guys and said, "hey, looking for a good time?"
Andrew: Hey, looking for a good time?
Guy: Kid, screw off, or I'll beat your ass!
Andrew: Just what I need, a good ass pounding

Mandalore-the-Inquizitor · « **Reply #95 on:** July 08, 2008, 12:25:09 PM »

lol inbetween a lol with a roflmao on top.

Lotro Retake weather top instance.

Arglev: well those orcs died Quick

Nixa: we are almost to the top.

Magelin: hey Grommpy Go play with the troll

Grommppy: troll what troll?

Troll: ROAR!

Grommpy: OH SHIT!

All: go Grommpy go Grommpy

After fight Arglev: lol one dead troll and he lost to a dwarf in a dress Rofl

Grommpy: Well at least i daon't look like Freddie Mercury!

Arglev: /cry

Grommpy: PWND

Today in Lotro:

Rockhelm: Yay a troll

Barlei: He looks like my mother

Rockhelm: YUP

Barlei: hey my mother heard that

Rockhelm: LOL!

Barlei: She says it true! She is a troll!

Rockhelm: would that not make you a troll as well

Barlei: DAMN you and your logic!

Rockhelm: MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Barlei: your Gay

Rockhelm: I am not!

Barlei: sure you are your plenty gay if you were any more gay you'd be elton Johns Phanny pack.

Rockhelm: *tear*

Barlei: LOL J/K

Rockhelm: lol funny thing is that its true

Barlei: ..............

Rockhelm: that shut her up for a few seconds muhahahahha

Barlei: My brother said he want to sleep with you.

Rockhelm: Oh realy give him my number!

Barlei: OK

Rockhelm: Troll

Barlei: Weres my mother!

Rockhelm: Behind you RUN!

Troll: ROAR! *throws boulder*

Rockhelm: lol ill save you

Troll: Ugh!

Rockhelm: *flying through the air* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Troll: *death roar.*

Rockhelm: Woo new title Troll carver nice!

Barlei: I effing hate you!

Rockhelm: no you don't you know you could not afford to repair your armor after that.

Barlei: Lol so true!

lolzlolz · « **Reply #96 on:** July 15, 2008, 01:14:51 PM »

ok this is pretty funny, last night on msn with corey
Corey: Pissing off the dev team isn't a good idea when you want to be a beta tester
Me: o that's true, but it was funny

(u sorta have to understand the context i had just debated with all the people on skype that concept art should be posted online and that it was more important than renders and bla bla bla, when really i was totally joking, but they thought i totally meant it and well it went on for 30minutes, then i started getting bored even though it was funny, and very unconvincingly, much worse than my concept art fake, said my friend had said all the concept art stuff, but ya, i wish i had the quotes from the whole debate, because they totally thought i meant it. Dr.Nick thought I always was a retard but now even more so cause the prank was unbelievable and pointless but hey, it was worth how funny it was.) I gurantee corey didn't think it was that funny though

Slornie · « **Reply #97 on:** July 15, 2008, 02:38:15 PM »

Having read the "debate", i can confirm that it wasnt funny in the slightest.

lolzlolz · « **Reply #98 on:** July 15, 2008, 02:52:23 PM »

i thought it was funny though...
(but i do also realise that i wasted about 4 peoples time pretty uselessly and offer my sincere apologies)

Mandalore-the-Inquizitor · « **Reply #99 on:** July 20, 2008, 05:26:05 AM »

A convo on the phone i had with my buddy jake.

Me: I wonder were they got all the horse for the lord of the rings movies there was a lot of em and not all of em were digital i can tell!

Jake: Most likely they rented them.

Me: somebody had an [censored] load of horses for rent then!

Jake: Guess so. The only reason you like those movies is because you thing Aragorn is HOT.

Me: not the only reason!

Jake: Your gay!

Me: thank you captain obvious! Still not as a gay as you!

Jake: I'm not gay!

Me: sure you are i told you were gay the other day and you hit me with your Fanny pack!

Jake: IM not GAY!

Me: when you car idols it goes homo homo homo homo homo.

Jake: STFU!

Me: When you drive by your car sounds like this IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GAYYYYYYYYYY IMMMMMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAY.

Jake: Are you drunk?

Me: yes very much so but you are still gay!

Jake: if i was gay then i would be more than just a friend to you!

Me..........

Jake: Oh man that came out wrong

ME: *DYING WITH LAUGHTER* so you would be sleeping with me I'm flattered hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Jake: oh you know it big boy.

*From their the convo got boring and we talked about his uneventful sex life.*

Author Topic: Famous Quote Thread (Read 118707 times)

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