Author Topic: Famous Quote Thread (Read 118476 times)

Dane Kiet · « **Reply #60 on:** February 26, 2008, 09:16:34 PM »

Yeah, my real plan for world domination is to use soldiers with bullets that have smiley faces on them

Ahdanack030 · « **Reply #61 on:** March 26, 2008, 08:59:36 PM »

Ok, me and my friend were talking about how he's never gonna get a g/f and i said, 'you'll get a g/f when hell feezez over'
friend: thats another good thing about being athiest

Isamu · « **Reply #62 on:** March 26, 2008, 09:08:01 PM »

that just means it would be impossible.

Dane Kiet · « **Reply #63 on:** March 27, 2008, 09:16:42 PM »

[9:09:41 PM]dane_kiet: Will Thrawn be able to do backflips?
[9:10:42 PM] Corey says: No
[9:10:51 PM] dane_kiet says: What about barrel rolls?
[9:10:58 PM] Corey says: No
[9:11:05 PM] dane_kiet says: Divide by 0?
[9:12:13 PM] dane_kiet says: well?
[9:12:44 PM] Corey says: No
[9:12:55 PM] dane_kiet says: What will he be able to do?

aNaRcHiSt44 · « **Reply #64 on:** March 28, 2008, 07:15:14 AM »

(Me)-"Someone put chocolate in that toilet!"
(Brother)-"What a waste."

vadereclipse · « **Reply #65 on:** April 05, 2008, 01:32:54 PM »

if they weren't so explicit, i would definitely be quoting some jake green insults from the great 400 post flame war of 2 weeks ago. good times.

Corey · « **Reply #66 on:** April 10, 2008, 10:54:52 PM »

[10:50:47 PM] Arbiter says: And you know those things called design documents?
[10:50:55 PM] Qui0Jinn says: lol
[10:50:59 PM] Qui0Jinn says: not exist
[10:51:04 PM] Arbiter says: Ours doesn't.
[10:51:09 PM] Qui0Jinn says: love it
[10:51:14 PM] Arbiter says: Ya gotta.

Noret · « **Reply #67 on:** April 15, 2008, 05:45:06 PM »

[3:24:28 PM] Corey says: For most Empires/Kingdoms, it'll be the king/other....
[3:24:30 PM] Daft_Vader says: which would make me sad#
[3:24:32 PM] Daft_Vader says: ;(
[3:24:41 PM] Corey says: Or Queen
[3:24:43 PM] Slornie says: k
[3:24:52 PM] Corey says: Russia will probably have some sort of fetus Stalin.
[3:24:53 PM] Daft_Vader says: I'm the Queen bitch

Slornie · « **Reply #68 on:** April 22, 2008, 09:12:40 PM »

[02:06:57] Corey says: We have a class where all we do is take personality tests that the teacher finds.
[02:07:12] Corey says: It's called careers
[02:07:26] Corey says: Then we write paragraphs about what we thought of the results.
[02:07:29] Corey says: For example:
[02:09:02] Corey says: "It isn't that I hate teamwork, I just hate working on a team with imbeciles. In school work, you are invariably stuck with either a completely retarded partner, or a control freak that still has no idea what they are doing. There is a third group of people that actually do know what they're doing, but there is zero chance that two of these people will ever be put into a group together."
[02:09:47] Corey says: ^Paraphrased reflection from a test that said I'm bad with team work.

Scarecrow63 · « **Reply #69 on:** April 24, 2008, 07:40:20 PM »

My friend Nathan after playing Rock You Like a Hurricane on Guitar Hero (and failing)

"Oh knowz, no one needs to be rocked like a hurricane this much, its unhealthy!"

aNaRcHiSt44 · « **Reply #70 on:** April 25, 2008, 03:29:24 AM »

Me; "Where's dad?"
Brother; "Some-where....."
Me; "Is he here?"
Brother; "What did I just say you little sh*t!"
Me; "So he isn't here......"
Dad; "Hey kids!"
Brother; "Oh for f**k's sake........"

This was when I was really little; my oldest brother was about 18-20, and I was like 6-8. My oldest brother doesn't have anger issues; he just loved playing tricks on me. It was bloody funny, now that I look back on it.

Isamu · « **Reply #71 on:** April 27, 2008, 03:32:47 PM »

your brother sounds like an asshole

GrndAdmrlPellaeon · « **Reply #72 on:** May 03, 2008, 02:00:46 PM »

Whose isn't?

Slornie · « **Reply #73 on:** May 03, 2008, 05:08:49 PM »

Person 1: Have you seen the Pink Fluffy Flying Elephants?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: The Pink Fluffy Flying Elephants that pull Santa's Sleigh!

*This is a true conversation

Dane Kiet · « **Reply #74 on:** May 03, 2008, 08:58:12 PM »

My brother: Ok, here is a riddle. What has 1 tail and 1 head and the head can't see the tail?
My Sister: A snake? A river?
Me: A really fat man?

aNaRcHiSt44 · « **Reply #75 on:** May 04, 2008, 12:18:10 AM »

(Year 11 Student): Oh stop pushing in!
(Teacher): Hey, you; go to the back of the line.
(Year 11 Student): What!? Why?
(Teacher): Because you are yelling.
(Year 11 Student): Yeah, it's because people are pushing in; send them to the back of the line!
(Teacher): Ok, go to my office.
(Year 11 Student): No! I didn't do anything!
(Teacher): You are disobeying a teacher's orders, now move, or I will give you an afternoon-detention.
(Year 11 Student): (Kicks wall then stands right inf ront of her; nose-to-nose practically) F*CK YOU! (Walks off)
(Teacher): (Is shaken)

This actually happened at my school in front of the canteen. The teacher was being bitchy, so she deserved it.

GrndAdmrlPellaeon · « **Reply #76 on:** May 04, 2008, 09:33:44 AM »

What is a canteen?

Slornie · « **Reply #77 on:** May 04, 2008, 10:20:09 AM »

A dining hall.

GrndAdmrlPellaeon · « **Reply #78 on:** May 04, 2008, 01:29:24 PM »

Im so stupid.

Isamu · « **Reply #79 on:** May 05, 2008, 12:30:37 AM »

anarchsst that sounds like something i did

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