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December 02, 2007, 03:51:33 PMReply #40

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« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2007, 03:51:33 PM »
Return of the Insanity

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December 07, 2007, 04:16:17 PMReply #41

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« Reply #41 on: December 07, 2007, 04:16:17 PM »
Math Teacher: Do you have your homework?

Kid sitting down the row: Would you believe that it is written in invisible ink and can only be seen after eating a peruvian death pepper?

*Teacher looks at empty desk*

Teacher: I suppose its on invisible paper too?

*Kid opens spiral notebook*

Kid: I'm sure i can find it
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December 08, 2007, 09:58:44 PMReply #42

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« Reply #42 on: December 08, 2007, 09:58:44 PM »
Noret says: R2 is going to be mostly mapping isnt it?
Corey says: No
Corey says: Mostly Dinosaurs
Slornie says: Lol
Noret says: um
Slornie says: *Hii i be back btw
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December 12, 2007, 05:00:35 PMReply #43

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« Reply #43 on: December 12, 2007, 05:00:35 PM »
RE teacher: okay wheres your homework
me: its on my computer the....um..... printer ran out of paper
RE teacher: oh dear would you like some paper
me:um no my...mums gone to buy some today
RE teacher:oh good
next lesson
RE teacher:so wheres the homework
me: (gets a scrunced up peice of paper from under the table a drawing is scribbled on)here ya go miss
RE teacher sighs
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December 12, 2007, 08:50:29 PMReply #44

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« Reply #44 on: December 12, 2007, 08:50:29 PM »
Quote
doraemon1337n355:i told him i haet u
doraemon1337n355:ur mexican
doraemon1337n355:i didn say
doraemon1337n355:i hate ur BCUZ ur mexican
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December 15, 2007, 11:23:16 PMReply #45

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« Reply #45 on: December 15, 2007, 11:23:16 PM »
i dont remember what movie this is from.

guy1: what am i thinking right now?
guy2: i going to be a boss!
guy1: am i halucinating?
guy2: you like men.
guy1: you can see into my mind?!?
guy2: no.
guy1: fuck.

 :D

You can say fuck, just don't swear excessively. -Arbiter

AHHHHH!!! jeez you scared me! im just used to the strict cencoring on UEAW.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2007, 11:34:48 PM by Kandosii95 »
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December 17, 2007, 10:38:55 PMReply #46

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« Reply #46 on: December 17, 2007, 10:38:55 PM »
Again, from the team chat...

[17/11/2007 12:31:26 AM] Corey says: In Flander's Field
[17/11/2007 12:31:32 AM] Corey says: Where grass does grow
[17/11/2007 12:31:37 AM] Corey says: Beside the Simpsons
[17/11/2007 12:31:39 AM] Corey says: Hidely-ho



[29/11/2007 10:14:47 PM] Undead Noret says: 201?
[29/11/2007 10:14:54 PM] Undead Noret says: *2012
[29/11/2007 10:15:02 PM] Scarecrow says: ?
[29/11/2007 10:15:11 PM] Corey says: The year we finally release R1.
[29/11/2007 10:15:20 PM] Scarecrow says: ahhh
[29/11/2007 10:15:25 PM] Scarecrow says: that soon?
[29/11/2007 10:15:33 PM] Corey says: Yep
[29/11/2007 10:15:42 PM] Scarecrow says: wow
[29/11/2007 10:15:44 PM] Scarecrow says: tight schedule
* Not actual release year for R1.



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December 19, 2007, 04:08:53 PMReply #47

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Re: Famous Quote Thread
« Reply #47 on: December 19, 2007, 04:08:53 PM »
Quote from: Corey on December 17, 2007, 10:38:55 PM
Again, from the team chat...

[17/11/2007 12:31:26 AM] Corey says: In Flander's Field
[17/11/2007 12:31:32 AM] Corey says: Where grass does grow
[17/11/2007 12:31:37 AM] Corey says: Beside the Simpsons
[17/11/2007 12:31:39 AM] Corey says: Hidely-ho

I never thought anyone else knew that poem existed.
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December 30, 2007, 03:17:56 PMReply #48

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« Reply #48 on: December 30, 2007, 03:17:56 PM »
Background Info: My friend volunteers at the aviation museum at the airport.  Him and another guy who works there were taking a soviet anti-air missle to the museum, one of the big, 40 ft ones on a launcher, on a truck. They get pulled over by a policeman.

Policeman: Where are you guys going with that?

Friend: To the airport
(pause)
Friend: Wait, wait, that came out wrong
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January 02, 2008, 08:48:53 PMReply #49

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« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2008, 08:48:53 PM »
Corey says: Gah
Corey says: Fucking Rebels.
Corey says: I fought them on the beaches
Corey says: I fought them on the streets
Corey says: I fought them over Fondor
Corey says: And they blewed up ma base
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January 27, 2008, 02:45:07 PMReply #50

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« Reply #50 on: January 27, 2008, 02:45:07 PM »
At a Mcdonald's drive-thru:

My mom: Raptor what would you like?
Raptor: A cheeseburger with no cheese and no mustard.
My mom: A... cheeseburger with no... cheese and no mustard.
« Last Edit: January 27, 2008, 03:23:46 PM by Corey »
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January 27, 2008, 03:15:44 PMReply #51

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« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2008, 03:15:44 PM »
I changed your brother's name to Raptor... We all know you're brothers already, but I'm not sure he'd be happy about everyone knowing his name.
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January 27, 2008, 04:57:31 PMReply #52

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« Reply #52 on: January 27, 2008, 04:57:31 PM »
Doesn't matter to me.
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February 06, 2008, 10:39:02 PMReply #53

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« Reply #53 on: February 06, 2008, 10:39:02 PM »
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[7:32:41 PM] User of Code says: WTFLAME
[7:32:56 PM] User of Code says: That was a stroke of genious on my part
[7:33:03 PM] User of Code says: Not only did I say, WTF LAME
[7:33:07 PM] User of Code says: I also said
[7:33:10 PM] User of Code says: WHAT THE FLAME
[7:33:11 PM] Corey says: WT Flame
[7:33:13 PM] Corey says: We get it
[7:33:15 PM] Corey says: Very good
[7:33:16 PM] Corey says: B-
[7:33:19 PM] User of Code says: lol
[7:33:20 PM] User of Code says: :(
[7:33:22 PM] User of Code says: ur meen
[7:33:25 PM] User of Code says: MEEN
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February 07, 2008, 11:59:11 AMReply #54

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« Reply #54 on: February 07, 2008, 11:59:11 AM »
I'm playing Halo 2 on x-link and am in South America.......
Kiet: Ok who's here........ WTF (pronounced)!!!
(friend next to me on comp): What?
Kiet: Someone named himself Kiet's :) Dick!
Friend: you're kidding.
Kiet: No, look!
(friend sees and laughs his head off)
(later while trying to kill him)
Kiet: Damn it where is he?
Friend: Who?
Kiet: My d@#*!
Friend: Wait, you can't find your d@#*?
« Last Edit: February 08, 2008, 03:16:53 PM by Dane Kiet »
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February 11, 2008, 06:26:02 PMReply #55

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« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2008, 06:26:02 PM »
Arbiter says: Thrawn: Great Pokemon Trainer, or Greatest?
« Last Edit: February 11, 2008, 06:30:31 PM by Arbiter »
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February 12, 2008, 10:52:58 PMReply #56

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« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2008, 10:52:58 PM »
Definitely second only to Chuck Norris!  :police:
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February 16, 2008, 07:04:46 PMReply #57

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« Reply #57 on: February 16, 2008, 07:04:46 PM »
Isamu: hows it going kelsey?
Kelsey: pretty good how about you?
Isamu: I don't understand the question.
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February 26, 2008, 08:23:16 PMReply #58

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« Reply #58 on: February 26, 2008, 08:23:16 PM »
Kiet: I know how to solve the US recession problem!
Sister: How?
Kiet: We conquer Canada!
Sister: Wait, wouldn't we waste resources doing so? What would be the point?
Kiet: We use all the trees to fuel our lumber industries, we use the oil fields for our own purposes, and we steal all the wealth of the country and keep    it for ourselves.
Sister: What about the Canadians?
Kiet: We sell them into slavery, all except any Canadian modders..
Sister (interrupting): Why not the modders........
Kiet: Personal loyalty. Anyways, we also use all the tourists to feed the homeless, except for American tourists, who will be the first American colonists in the new province. Everyone wins!
Sister: Couldn't we just conquer Mexico or Cuba for lower cost, even if there was less to gain?
Kiet: Mexico is next, and Cuba will already have been nuked and sold to Disney, which will make the theme park At World's End based solely on the POTC movies and will be operated by the survivors of the nukes and managed by fierce slave drivers. As I said, everyone wins!

P.S: In case some of you don't realize this, the entire plan is satire. I DO NOT ACTUALLY WANT TO DO THIS!     
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February 26, 2008, 08:45:39 PMReply #59

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« Reply #59 on: February 26, 2008, 08:45:39 PM »
thats comforting...
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