Author Topic: Famous Quote Thread (Read 118478 times)

Tyrant · « **Reply #20 on:** July 17, 2007, 09:56:21 AM »

RAPTOR- QuiGonJinn is my brother in real life. I will reveal his name for $5,000,000,000.

Arb- And I'll lock this for free.

Slornie · « **Reply #21 on:** July 17, 2007, 10:19:09 AM »

"And now you've removed daft non-canon tartan cruisers (I mean, what's a Scottish kilt doing in space, anyway?)"

Raptor · « **Reply #22 on:** July 17, 2007, 11:14:17 AM »

"What kind of car?" QuigonJin.

"Dayum, I wish I won a million dollars," Shoplifter.

"What is a Dayum? Is it a European sports car?" Qui Gon.

"Not that I know of, I used it as a substitute for "Damn." You know "Daaa-Yummm." Shoplifter.

"LOL", Raptor.

Mandalore-the-Inquizitor · « **Reply #23 on:** July 27, 2007, 01:03:21 PM »

Not movie, Famous People, or Game Quotes-Arbiter

Raptor · « **Reply #24 on:** August 03, 2007, 11:44:44 PM »

no movie quotes?

Tyrant · « **Reply #25 on:** August 03, 2007, 11:55:34 PM »

Preferably something a friend said. It's funnier that way. And it hasn't been heard by the general public, which makes it new and original.

Scarecrow63 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 03, 2007, 11:57:05 PM »

Example

By someone in biology class: "is spaghettie a plant?"

thegiftedone · « **Reply #27 on:** August 04, 2007, 12:15:56 AM »

when i was visiting quebec
Girl: Are we in quebec yet?
Me: no we are only in kingston
Girl: whoa were in the states
Me: no kingston is in canada
Girl sees the lake
Girl: then we must be in like newfoundland look at that ocean
Me: No thats a lake and quebec is beside ontario not newfoundland

My teacher
Teacher: they [Anonymous] ur like a nose
[Anonymous]: ... again
[Anonymous]: because ur pickable
Student: and u smell lol

Corey · « **Reply #28 on:** August 04, 2007, 12:17:36 AM »

I don't think [anonymous] would be happy with you posting his name (He wan't happy about much, frankly).... Changed to [Anonymous]

Mandalore-the-Inquizitor · « **Reply #29 on:** August 04, 2007, 05:18:43 AM »

my best feind jake "God your an idiot" My reply "Haa This coming from the guy who failed kindergarten"

Scarecrow63 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 18, 2007, 03:09:18 AM »

To my brother when eating black fettucini

Me: "that reminds me of the black rubber straps of those cheap swim goggles"

Brother:"im suddenly no loger hungry"

Corey · « **Reply #31 on:** August 24, 2007, 05:42:53 PM »

From the team Skype chat:

[5:39:19 PM] insanegolfer says: When someone is typing, I see a pencil moving back and forth by their names
[5:39:28 PM] Darth Dino says: We all do
[5:39:31 PM] Arbiter says: Yep.
[5:39:43 PM] insanegolfer says: damn, I was hoping I was special

Mandalore-the-Inquizitor · « **Reply #32 on:** August 24, 2007, 08:23:53 PM »

my teacher say shut the fuck up

i say you first

he says if you give me that dr pepper

sarcronis · « **Reply #33 on:** August 25, 2007, 12:31:16 AM »

In class.

Friend: No teacher.

Teacher: You're going to burn in hell.

Friend: But I'm not Catholic.

Ben · « **Reply #34 on:** December 02, 2007, 01:54:32 AM »

Ben says:
Why do you ask?
Corey says:
Cause I just did.
Ben says:
The intoverted answer implies a psychologal analysis of my prior remarks,
Ben says:
Do you confirm or deny this?
Ben says:
Are my allegations merely a shattered perception of the reality you have presented?
Corey says:
No
Corey says:
In fact
Ben says:
Or, are they seeded with a grain of truth?
Corey says:
They barely make any sense.
Corey says:
You just wanna use big words so you can try to confuse me.
Ben says:
Does the implications of the implied scare you?
Corey says:
WTF?
Ben says:
Indeed,
Corey says:
implications of the implied?
Corey says:
Double statement there...
Corey says:
anyways.
Ben says:
You are attempting to comprehend a situation to where the end does not complete the justifications of the irrelevent, resulting in a paradox of paradoxs where the beginning needs to follow the end of the end, wherein the middle is a neutral faction and the end is the end of the beginning as the beginning of the end. The factors of said pardoxial paradox result in the the equivalent of a division by zero, or the 'error' or 'infinite' in math, the resultant being bith too simple and too complex for your brain to understand, nay, the brains of all humans to understand.

Just goes to show how much win me and arbiter are made of.

Slornie · « **Reply #35 on:** December 02, 2007, 08:59:59 AM »

Quote from: Ben on December 02, 2007, 01:54:32 AM

Ben says:
You are attempting to comprehend a situation to where the end does not complete the justifications of the irrelevent, resulting in a paradox of paradoxs where the beginning needs to follow the end of the end, wherein the middle is a neutral faction and the end is the end of the beginning as the beginning of the end. The factors of said pardoxial paradox result in the the equivalent of a division by zero, or the 'error' or 'infinite' in math, the resultant being bith too simple and too complex for your brain to understand, nay, the brains of all humans to understand.

Heh, that is so awesomely unintelligible.

Noret · « **Reply #36 on:** December 02, 2007, 10:43:44 AM »

I actually got that, i think

Dr. Knickers · « **Reply #37 on:** December 02, 2007, 12:49:10 PM »

Quote from: Stupid Freshman

What's Prince William's first name?

Kratas · « **Reply #38 on:** December 02, 2007, 02:54:27 PM »

OMG that is the dumbest thing anyone could say

Slornie · « **Reply #39 on:** December 02, 2007, 03:45:28 PM »

Quote

Slornie: isnt a postal ballot for postmen a contradiction of terms? Especially when theyre on strike
Gryffalio: thats my new favourite quote, its so sensical and nonsensical at the same time

Quote

Gryffalio: when i'm sober I type worse than drunk

Quote

Gryffalio: everything is art so long as it looks good to the beholder, the problem is most of the time in modern art the beholder is a nonce who is clinically insane

Author Topic: Famous Quote Thread (Read 118478 times)

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