This is a public service announcement:
Recently you may have heard people you know and believed were your friends greet you with the saying "May the fourth be with you." These are NOT innocuous greetings but in reality are an attempt by DANGEROUS insurgents using traitorous Jedi powers to CONTROL your minds. As loyal Imperial citizens it is your DUTY—no, it is your PRIVILEGE—to report such treasonous influences on our great society. Do not forget; the Empire is your ONLY guarantee for ORDER and SECURITY!
Say NO to May the 4th!
For more information, please watch this informative
video, or contact your region's ISB field office.