Posted by: Revanchist
« on: February 26, 2017, 08:50:33 PM »Can you swim? Definitely a witch
That's the basic test right there. However, witches are made of wood, which is why they don't drown. Ducks also do not drown, therefore by comparing one's weight on a (totally accurate) set of scales to that of a duck one can determine whether said individual is indeed a witch without requiring a body of water, as demonstrated here: