The paradox game.

[kucsidave]

Basicly everyone starts with a sentence, and the next one have to create a paradox out of it.
An example is my double post in the last post wins game
if I steal Victory from myself then I still had it, but I did not had it anymore, I didn't wanted to lose it, while I did took it from myself...
Who's in?
I start it, and you have to make a paradox from it.
Let me start: I had a pet parrot.