Thrawn's Revenge
Off Topic => The Lounge => Forum Games => Topic started by: RedCommodore on November 23, 2006, 02:06:55 AM
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Post thy quotes here, and together, we will quote the world! (No quotes from movies, books, etc. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!)
RedCommodore says:
"Mind your mouth and watch the store."
Arbiter says:
"Should I email him the address of the bullet I just randomly shot?"
Ben says:
Upon Realizing my feet were the color of milk "Wow, i wear socks way too much"
Ben says:
"A girl that likes SW...? Will you marry me?"
<---- A convo between Dr. Nick and Arbiter--->
Arbiter says:
hello
Dr. Nick says:
HELLO
Dr. Nick says:
*helloo
Arbiter says:
lol...
Dr. Nick says:
*helo
Dr. Nick says:
*helo
Dr. Nick says:
gah!!!!!!!
<------A convo between Ben and Arbiter ------>
Arbiter says:
You get tomorrow off...
Arbiter says:
You bastard.
Ben says:
Yes.....
Ben says:
"How could you?"<--It's a freaking PA day. I had nothing to do with it.
Arbiter says:
Then you have to come to my school tomorrow.
Arbiter says:
tis only fair.
Ben says:
Nah.
Arbiter says:
(and don't say its not fair because I have the pleasure of meeting you)
Ben says:
Am I really that predictable?
Arbiter says:
Yes Ben, you really are.
<-----End convo--->
<----Beginning of said convo^^----->
Arbiter says:
*gasp*
Arbiter says:
You little bastard! How could you!
Ben says:
What? I swear I didn't know she was your sister!
<!-- Convo between Arbiter and RedCommodore -->
|Α| VEN |Ω| RedCommodore |Α| VARK |Ω| says:
I need to travel...
Arbiter says:
Eh?
|Α| VEN |Ω| RedCommodore |Α| VARK |Ω| says:
see more landscapes in their ntural habitats
|Α| VEN |Ω| RedCommodore |Α| VARK |Ω| says:
XD
Arbiter says:
Errr?
|Α| VEN |Ω| RedCommodore |Α| VARK |Ω| says:
for teh mapping
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Hey! That last one was mine!
Anyway, here's an "action" quote, Sadly enough, True Story
Yesterday I saw a girl I've known for a few years, but she had her hair down, and I have never seen her with her hair down so:
Me: "Who's that?"
Lane: That's Joanne, you know, Jo."
Me: "That's not Jo...."
Lane: Yes it is......
Me: No it isn.....*I walk into wall, fall over, everybody laughs at me*
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There, fixed.
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"Shopping to a man is like sitting on a naked mans belly... if he is gay he likes it... if straight... he does not..."
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The local Sorrority, collectively: "Ben is so sexy and talented and........." *
* I woke up at this point =(
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Butters from South Park Said it best: ...F*ck you Eric.
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timeline? time is not made out of lines it is made out of circles THATS WHY CLOCKS ARE ROUND! - caboose
also steven wright has good quotes
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"What are you doing?"
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"(No quotes from movies, books, etc. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!)"
These are quotes from everyday life.
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George Bush:
'Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.'
'For NASA, space is still a high priority.'
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A Classic once in class when i was 11 i called the teacher mummy so very embarrasing
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another classic is saying 'yes miss' to a male teacher and 'yes sir' to a female teacher :P
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Caboose from RvB
*I Hate Babies.*
or does it have to be real qoute
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updated
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another classic is saying 'yes miss' to a male teacher and 'yes sir' to a female teacher :P
ive done the worse, we in the class have a habit of saying "shoot yourself" when we get annoyed at each other, of course nothing is meant with it, and then one day when i was a bit sleepy, and the teacher got a bit annoying, i kinda (meaning i shouted very loudly) shouted "Shoot yourself!!" at him.... that got him kinda (VERY!) pissed...
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Luckily in my school me have good teachers with few exceptions.
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we have too, exept one, which was the one i shouted at...
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I never shout teachers. I just don't take their classes.
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Email I got from my friend-
I just had the biggest blond moment ever!!!!!!
i'm siitn' her tryn' to typ my essy for english and i couldn't remember how to
spell of, i typed it ov . . .
retarted with capatel R!!
Don't mind the typos, she can't spell. She also said she tried to add an E to "ov" as well.
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found this on msnbc in an article bout manhunt 2 being banned and crap
"When Jack Thompson gets worked up, he refers to gamers as "knuckleheads." He calls video games "mental masturbation.""
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RAPTOR- QuiGonJinn is my brother in real life. I will reveal his name for $5,000,000,000.
Arb- And I'll lock this for free.
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"And now you've removed daft non-canon tartan cruisers (I mean, what's a Scottish kilt doing in space, anyway?)" :P
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"What kind of car?" QuigonJin.
"Dayum, I wish I won a million dollars," Shoplifter.
"What is a Dayum? Is it a European sports car?" Qui Gon.
"Not that I know of, I used it as a substitute for "Damn." You know "Daaa-Yummm." Shoplifter.
"LOL", Raptor.
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Not movie, Famous People, or Game Quotes-Arbiter
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no movie quotes? :'(
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Preferably something a friend said. It's funnier that way. And it hasn't been heard by the general public, which makes it new and original.
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Example
By someone in biology class: "is spaghettie a plant?"
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when i was visiting quebec
Girl: Are we in quebec yet?
Me: no we are only in kingston
Girl: whoa were in the states
Me: no kingston is in canada
Girl sees the lake
Girl: then we must be in like newfoundland look at that ocean
Me: No thats a lake and quebec is beside ontario not newfoundland
My teacher
Teacher: they [Anonymous] ur like a nose
[Anonymous]: ... again
[Anonymous]: because ur pickable
Student: and u smell lol
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I don't think [anonymous] would be happy with you posting his name (He wan't happy about much, frankly).... Changed to [Anonymous]
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my best feind jake "God your an idiot" My reply "Haa This coming from the guy who failed kindergarten"
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To my brother when eating black fettucini
Me: "that reminds me of the black rubber straps of those cheap swim goggles"
Brother:"im suddenly no loger hungry"
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From the team Skype chat:
[5:39:19 PM] insanegolfer says: When someone is typing, I see a pencil moving back and forth by their names
[5:39:28 PM] Darth Dino says: We all do
[5:39:31 PM] Arbiter says: Yep.
[5:39:43 PM] insanegolfer says: damn, I was hoping I was special
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my teacher say shut the fuck up
i say you first
he says if you give me that dr pepper
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In class.
Friend: No teacher.
Teacher: You're going to burn in hell.
Friend: But I'm not Catholic.
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Ben says:
Why do you ask?
Corey says:
Cause I just did.
Ben says:
The intoverted answer implies a psychologal analysis of my prior remarks,
Ben says:
Do you confirm or deny this?
Ben says:
Are my allegations merely a shattered perception of the reality you have presented?
Corey says:
No
Corey says:
In fact
Ben says:
Or, are they seeded with a grain of truth?
Corey says:
They barely make any sense.
Corey says:
You just wanna use big words so you can try to confuse me.
Ben says:
Does the implications of the implied scare you?
Corey says:
WTF?
Ben says:
Indeed,
Corey says:
implications of the implied?
Corey says:
Double statement there...
Corey says:
anyways.
Ben says:
You are attempting to comprehend a situation to where the end does not complete the justifications of the irrelevent, resulting in a paradox of paradoxs where the beginning needs to follow the end of the end, wherein the middle is a neutral faction and the end is the end of the beginning as the beginning of the end. The factors of said pardoxial paradox result in the the equivalent of a division by zero, or the 'error' or 'infinite' in math, the resultant being bith too simple and too complex for your brain to understand, nay, the brains of all humans to understand.
Just goes to show how much win me and arbiter are made of.
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Ben says:
You are attempting to comprehend a situation to where the end does not complete the justifications of the irrelevent, resulting in a paradox of paradoxs where the beginning needs to follow the end of the end, wherein the middle is a neutral faction and the end is the end of the beginning as the beginning of the end. The factors of said pardoxial paradox result in the the equivalent of a division by zero, or the 'error' or 'infinite' in math, the resultant being bith too simple and too complex for your brain to understand, nay, the brains of all humans to understand.
Heh, that is so awesomely unintelligible.
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I actually got that, i think
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What's Prince William's first name?
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OMG that is the dumbest thing anyone could say
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Slornie: isnt a postal ballot for postmen a contradiction of terms? Especially when theyre on strike
Gryffalio: thats my new favourite quote, its so sensical and nonsensical at the same time
Gryffalio: when i'm sober I type worse than drunk
Gryffalio: everything is art so long as it looks good to the beholder, the problem is most of the time in modern art the beholder is a nonce who is clinically insane
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Return of the Insanity
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/GAmakati/Insanity.jpg)
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Math Teacher: Do you have your homework?
Kid sitting down the row: Would you believe that it is written in invisible ink and can only be seen after eating a peruvian death pepper?
*Teacher looks at empty desk*
Teacher: I suppose its on invisible paper too?
*Kid opens spiral notebook*
Kid: I'm sure i can find it
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Noret says: R2 is going to be mostly mapping isnt it?
Corey says: No
Corey says: Mostly Dinosaurs
Slornie says: Lol
Noret says: um
Slornie says: *Hii i be back btw
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RE teacher: okay wheres your homework
me: its on my computer the....um..... printer ran out of paper
RE teacher: oh dear would you like some paper
me:um no my...mums gone to buy some today
RE teacher:oh good
next lesson
RE teacher:so wheres the homework
me: (gets a scrunced up peice of paper from under the table a drawing is scribbled on)here ya go miss
RE teacher sighs
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doraemon1337n355:i told him i haet u
doraemon1337n355:ur mexican
doraemon1337n355:i didn say
doraemon1337n355:i hate ur BCUZ ur mexican
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i dont remember what movie this is from.
guy1: what am i thinking right now?
guy2: i going to be a boss!
guy1: am i halucinating?
guy2: you like men.
guy1: you can see into my mind?!?
guy2: no.
guy1: fuck.
:D
You can say fuck, just don't swear excessively. -Arbiter
AHHHHH!!! jeez you scared me! im just used to the strict cencoring on UEAW.
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Again, from the team chat...
[17/11/2007 12:31:26 AM] Corey says: In Flander's Field
[17/11/2007 12:31:32 AM] Corey says: Where grass does grow
[17/11/2007 12:31:37 AM] Corey says: Beside the Simpsons
[17/11/2007 12:31:39 AM] Corey says: Hidely-ho
[29/11/2007 10:14:47 PM] Undead Noret says: 201?
[29/11/2007 10:14:54 PM] Undead Noret says: *2012
[29/11/2007 10:15:02 PM] Scarecrow says: ?
[29/11/2007 10:15:11 PM] Corey says: The year we finally release R1.
[29/11/2007 10:15:20 PM] Scarecrow says: ahhh
[29/11/2007 10:15:25 PM] Scarecrow says: that soon?
[29/11/2007 10:15:33 PM] Corey says: Yep
[29/11/2007 10:15:42 PM] Scarecrow says: wow
[29/11/2007 10:15:44 PM] Scarecrow says: tight schedule
* Not actual release year for R1.
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Again, from the team chat...
[17/11/2007 12:31:26 AM] Corey says: In Flander's Field
[17/11/2007 12:31:32 AM] Corey says: Where grass does grow
[17/11/2007 12:31:37 AM] Corey says: Beside the Simpsons
[17/11/2007 12:31:39 AM] Corey says: Hidely-ho
I never thought anyone else knew that poem existed.
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Background Info: My friend volunteers at the aviation museum at the airport. Him and another guy who works there were taking a soviet anti-air missle to the museum, one of the big, 40 ft ones on a launcher, on a truck. They get pulled over by a policeman.
Policeman: Where are you guys going with that?
Friend: To the airport
(pause)
Friend: Wait, wait, that came out wrong
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Corey says: Gah
Corey says: Fucking Rebels.
Corey says: I fought them on the beaches
Corey says: I fought them on the streets
Corey says: I fought them over Fondor
Corey says: And they blewed up ma base
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At a Mcdonald's drive-thru:
My mom: Raptor what would you like?
Raptor: A cheeseburger with no cheese and no mustard.
My mom: A... cheeseburger with no... cheese and no mustard.
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I changed your brother's name to Raptor... We all know you're brothers already, but I'm not sure he'd be happy about everyone knowing his name.
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Doesn't matter to me.
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[7:32:41 PM] User of Code says: WTFLAME
[7:32:56 PM] User of Code says: That was a stroke of genious on my part
[7:33:03 PM] User of Code says: Not only did I say, WTF LAME
[7:33:07 PM] User of Code says: I also said
[7:33:10 PM] User of Code says: WHAT THE FLAME
[7:33:11 PM] Corey says: WT Flame
[7:33:13 PM] Corey says: We get it
[7:33:15 PM] Corey says: Very good
[7:33:16 PM] Corey says: B-
[7:33:19 PM] User of Code says: lol
[7:33:20 PM] User of Code says: :(
[7:33:22 PM] User of Code says: ur meen
[7:33:25 PM] User of Code says: MEEN
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I'm playing Halo 2 on x-link and am in South America.......
Kiet: Ok who's here........ WTF (pronounced)!!!
(friend next to me on comp): What?
Kiet: Someone named himself Kiet's :) Dick!
Friend: you're kidding.
Kiet: No, look!
(friend sees and laughs his head off)
(later while trying to kill him)
Kiet: Damn it where is he?
Friend: Who?
Kiet: My d@#*!
Friend: Wait, you can't find your d@#*?
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Arbiter says: Thrawn: Great Pokemon Trainer, or Greatest?
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Definitely second only to Chuck Norris! :police:
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Isamu: hows it going kelsey?
Kelsey: pretty good how about you?
Isamu: I don't understand the question.
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Kiet: I know how to solve the US recession problem!
Sister: How?
Kiet: We conquer Canada!
Sister: Wait, wouldn't we waste resources doing so? What would be the point?
Kiet: We use all the trees to fuel our lumber industries, we use the oil fields for our own purposes, and we steal all the wealth of the country and keep it for ourselves.
Sister: What about the Canadians?
Kiet: We sell them into slavery, all except any Canadian modders..
Sister (interrupting): Why not the modders........
Kiet: Personal loyalty. Anyways, we also use all the tourists to feed the homeless, except for American tourists, who will be the first American colonists in the new province. Everyone wins!
Sister: Couldn't we just conquer Mexico or Cuba for lower cost, even if there was less to gain?
Kiet: Mexico is next, and Cuba will already have been nuked and sold to Disney, which will make the theme park At World's End based solely on the POTC movies and will be operated by the survivors of the nukes and managed by fierce slave drivers. As I said, everyone wins!
P.S: In case some of you don't realize this, the entire plan is satire. I DO NOT ACTUALLY WANT TO DO THIS!
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thats comforting...
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Yeah, my real plan for world domination is to use soldiers with bullets that have smiley faces on them :D
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Ok, me and my friend were talking about how he's never gonna get a g/f and i said, 'you'll get a g/f when hell feezez over'
friend: thats another good thing about being athiest
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that just means it would be impossible.
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[9:09:41 PM]dane_kiet: Will Thrawn be able to do backflips?
[9:10:42 PM] Corey says: No
[9:10:51 PM] dane_kiet says: What about barrel rolls?
[9:10:58 PM] Corey says: No
[9:11:05 PM] dane_kiet says: Divide by 0?
[9:12:13 PM] dane_kiet says: well?
[9:12:44 PM] Corey says: No
[9:12:55 PM] dane_kiet says: What will he be able to do?
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(Me)-"Someone put chocolate in that toilet!"
(Brother)-"What a waste."
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if they weren't so explicit, i would definitely be quoting some jake green insults from the great 400 post flame war of 2 weeks ago. good times.
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[10:50:47 PM] Arbiter says: And you know those things called design documents?
[10:50:55 PM] Qui0Jinn says: lol
[10:50:59 PM] Qui0Jinn says: not exist
[10:51:04 PM] Arbiter says: Ours doesn't.
[10:51:09 PM] Qui0Jinn says: love it
[10:51:14 PM] Arbiter says: Ya gotta.
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[3:24:28 PM] Corey says: For most Empires/Kingdoms, it'll be the king/other....
[3:24:30 PM] Daft_Vader says: which would make me sad#
[3:24:32 PM] Daft_Vader says: ;(
[3:24:41 PM] Corey says: Or Queen
[3:24:43 PM] Slornie says: k
[3:24:52 PM] Corey says: Russia will probably have some sort of fetus Stalin.
[3:24:53 PM] Daft_Vader says: I'm the Queen bitch
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[02:06:57] Corey says: We have a class where all we do is take personality tests that the teacher finds.
[02:07:12] Corey says: It's called careers
[02:07:26] Corey says: Then we write paragraphs about what we thought of the results.
[02:07:29] Corey says: For example:
[02:09:02] Corey says: "It isn't that I hate teamwork, I just hate working on a team with imbeciles. In school work, you are invariably stuck with either a completely retarded partner, or a control freak that still has no idea what they are doing. There is a third group of people that actually do know what they're doing, but there is zero chance that two of these people will ever be put into a group together."
[02:09:47] Corey says: ^Paraphrased reflection from a test that said I'm bad with team work.
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My friend Nathan after playing Rock You Like a Hurricane on Guitar Hero (and failing)
"Oh knowz, no one needs to be rocked like a hurricane this much, its unhealthy!"
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Me; "Where's dad?"
Brother; "Some-where....."
Me; "Is he here?"
Brother; "What did I just say you little sh*t!"
Me; "So he isn't here......"
Dad; "Hey kids!"
Brother; "Oh for f**k's sake........"
This was when I was really little; my oldest brother was about 18-20, and I was like 6-8. My oldest brother doesn't have anger issues; he just loved playing tricks on me. It was bloody funny, now that I look back on it.
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your brother sounds like an asshole
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Whose isn't?
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Person 1: Have you seen the Pink Fluffy Flying Elephants?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The Pink Fluffy Flying Elephants that pull Santa's Sleigh!
*This is a true conversation :P
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My brother: Ok, here is a riddle. What has 1 tail and 1 head and the head can't see the tail?
My Sister: A snake? A river?
Me: A really fat man?
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(Year 11 Student): Oh stop pushing in!
(Teacher): Hey, you; go to the back of the line.
(Year 11 Student): What!? Why?
(Teacher): Because you are yelling.
(Year 11 Student): Yeah, it's because people are pushing in; send them to the back of the line!
(Teacher): Ok, go to my office.
(Year 11 Student): No! I didn't do anything!
(Teacher): You are disobeying a teacher's orders, now move, or I will give you an afternoon-detention.
(Year 11 Student): (Kicks wall then stands right inf ront of her; nose-to-nose practically) F*CK YOU! (Walks off)
(Teacher): (Is shaken)
This actually happened at my school in front of the canteen. The teacher was being bitchy, so she deserved it.
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What is a canteen?
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A dining hall.
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Im so stupid. >:(
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anarchsst that sounds like something i did
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Extract from msn chat with a mate (we were discussing environment/heating):
Mate: Personally I think we should get giant polar bears to hug the house when it needs heating
Mate: Then we'd be saving polar bears AND being green :P
Me: Rofl
Me: You'd need a hell of a lot of ice makers to keep the Polar Bears happy though
Mate: Lol
Mate: Who says polarbears need Ice? Shave their fur off and they'll be fine :D
Mate: Just like sheep...
Me: Wouldnt that make them less useful for keeping your house warm?
Mate: .... yes, I think you spotted the hole in the argument there :(
Mate: Oooh! I could use the fur as attic insulation!
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This happened during science class yesterday.
(Teacher): Now, can anyone tell me another natural disaster?
(The class is talking idly, and teacher looks about with a frown, but all noise stops as I open my mouth to reply)
(Me): HELLO!
(CLass): (Laughs for a minute straight)
(The teacher grumbles and stares at me)
(Teacher): Get out!
(Several minutes later, when all is as normal; the class is talking again, and no-one listens to the teacher with any interest)
(Teacher): Come on guys; tell me more natural disasters.
(Me): (Puts hand up) I know, I know!
(Teacher): Yes?
(Me): MEEE!
What happened next wasn't particularly pleasant. I was being very immature, but if you had our science teacher(s), you would understand why I would do so.
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wait, people in your class had trouble thinking of natural disasters? do you live in a glass bubble at the bottom of the ocean/
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lol
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wait, people in your class had trouble thinking of natural disasters? do you live in a glass bubble at the bottom of the ocean/
I believe it is commonly referred to as Atlantis.
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but if you lived in atlantis, you would be able to give one example, right?
your city sinking?
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the city of venice sunk once
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enough, back on topic
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"bible, motherf*****, do you read it?"
-Fuzzywazzy
I mistakenly asked if he had seen pope fiction, instead of pulp fiction, which lead to said quote
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A conver sation between me and my brother
Me: Get dressed we are going to the movies!!!
Richard (brother): Im a nudist i like walking around naked.
Me: you will never impress any one.
Richard:............(long scinlece)
Me: haha it is true.
Grandmother: will you two homos give it a rest your both small i have seen both of you!!!
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Friend: You can't deny her fried babies
Me: I'm working on that
Friend: LOL
ME: Not that Way!!!
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[2:34:31 AM] Arbiter says: Since you've both been through so much, I'll give you both a link to the trailer early.
[2:34:46 AM] Dane Kiet says: better than nothing I suppose
[2:34:52 AM] GrandAdmiralBeck says: sweet!
[2:35:08 AM] Arbiter says: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
[2:35:19 AM] GrandAdmiralBeck says: FUCK YOU!
[2:35:43 AM] Kalo says: LMAO.
[2:35:47 AM] Kalo says: BECK WAS OWNED
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ahh rickrolls.
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that was certainly i low spot in my life. its like my self esteem went into the negative's at that point.
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Our class was on a trip to Ottawa on a bus, we stopped at a fast food place, and I told my friend i would give him two dollars if he went over to a group of random guys and said, "hey, looking for a good time?"
Andrew: Hey, looking for a good time?
Guy: Kid, screw off, or I'll beat your ass!
Andrew: Just what I need, a good ass pounding
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lol inbetween a lol with a roflmao on top.
Lotro Retake weather top instance.
Arglev: well those orcs died Quick
Nixa: we are almost to the top.
Magelin: hey Grommpy Go play with the troll
Grommppy: troll what troll?
Troll: ROAR!
Grommpy: OH SHIT!
All: go Grommpy go Grommpy
After fight Arglev: lol one dead troll and he lost to a dwarf in a dress Rofl
Grommpy: Well at least i daon't look like Freddie Mercury!
Arglev: /cry
Grommpy: PWND
Today in Lotro:
Rockhelm: Yay a troll
Barlei: He looks like my mother
Rockhelm: YUP
Barlei: hey my mother heard that
Rockhelm: LOL!
Barlei: She says it true! She is a troll!
Rockhelm: would that not make you a troll as well
Barlei: DAMN you and your logic!
Rockhelm: MUHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Barlei: your Gay
Rockhelm: I am not!
Barlei: sure you are your plenty gay if you were any more gay you'd be elton Johns Phanny pack.
Rockhelm: *tear*
Barlei: LOL J/K
Rockhelm: lol funny thing is that its true :D
Barlei: ..............
Rockhelm: that shut her up for a few seconds muhahahahha
Barlei: My brother said he want to sleep with you.
Rockhelm: Oh realy give him my number!
Barlei: OK :D
Rockhelm: Troll
Barlei: Weres my mother!
Rockhelm: Behind you RUN!
Troll: ROAR! *throws boulder*
Rockhelm: lol ill save you
Troll: Ugh!
Rockhelm: *flying through the air* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Troll: *death roar.*
Rockhelm: Woo new title Troll carver nice!
Barlei: I effing hate you!
Rockhelm: no you don't you know you could not afford to repair your armor after that.
Barlei: Lol so true!
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ok this is pretty funny, last night on msn with corey
Corey: Pissing off the dev team isn't a good idea when you want to be a beta tester
Me: o that's true, but it was funny
(u sorta have to understand the context i had just debated with all the people on skype that concept art should be posted online and that it was more important than renders and bla bla bla, when really i was totally joking, but they thought i totally meant it and well it went on for 30minutes, then i started getting bored even though it was funny, and very unconvincingly, much worse than my concept art fake, said my friend had said all the concept art stuff, but ya, i wish i had the quotes from the whole debate, because they totally thought i meant it. Dr.Nick thought I always was a retard but now even more so cause the prank was unbelievable and pointless but hey, it was worth how funny it was.) I gurantee corey didn't think it was that funny though
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Having read the "debate", i can confirm that it wasnt funny in the slightest.
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i thought it was funny though...
(but i do also realise that i wasted about 4 peoples time pretty uselessly and offer my sincere apologies)
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A convo on the phone i had with my buddy jake.
Me: I wonder were they got all the horse for the lord of the rings movies there was a lot of em and not all of em were digital i can tell!
Jake: Most likely they rented them.
Me: somebody had an [censored] load of horses for rent then!
Jake: Guess so. The only reason you like those movies is because you thing Aragorn is HOT.
Me: not the only reason!
Jake: Your gay!
Me: thank you captain obvious! Still not as a gay as you!
Jake: I'm not gay!
Me: sure you are i told you were gay the other day and you hit me with your Fanny pack!
Jake: IM not GAY!
Me: when you car idols it goes homo homo homo homo homo.
Jake: STFU!
Me: When you drive by your car sounds like this IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GAYYYYYYYYYY IMMMMMMMM GAAAAAAAAAAY.
Jake: Are you drunk?
Me: yes very much so but you are still gay!
Jake: if i was gay then i would be more than just a friend to you!
Me..........
Jake: Oh man that came out wrong
ME: *DYING WITH LAUGHTER* so you would be sleeping with me I'm flattered hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Jake: oh you know it big boy.
*From their the convo got boring and we talked about his uneventful sex life.*
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CLEAR! Alright Mr Thread! you're good to go!
[12:54:15 AM] Kalo says: Fullm (Clan buddie) "I gotta go watch Teen Choice awards, Two Hottest Males just won and I'm pretty interested"
[12:54:24 AM] Dr. Nick says: LOL
[12:54:36 AM] Corey says: This is a male?
[12:54:48 AM] Kalo says: Yeah
[12:54:50 AM] Kalo says *Edited by Corey 12:54:55 AM* : Aaron Fullmen
[12:54:53 AM] Kalo says: He's married too
[8/4/2008 11:08:48 PM] Kalo says: Damn hypnotic not working MP3's
[8/4/2008 11:08:56 PM] Kalo says: Though MiC Sam talking ruined it probably
[8/4/2008 11:09:10 PM] Kalo says: I dl'ed this MP3 my friend sent me
[8/4/2008 11:09:18 PM] Kalo says: Said it would make my nethers actually "go" without me doing anything.
[8/4/2008 11:09:19 PM] Kalo says: He lied.
[8/4/2008 11:09:26 PM] Kalo says: There goes 30 minutes of my life
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Me and my friend were crossing a street, I see a guy in a car stopped at the intersection with a beard that makes him look like a gopher.
Me: Hey stuart, doesnt that guy's beard make him look like a gopher? Stuart?
*finish crossing the street*
Stuart: yeah, and his window was open so he could hear how much he looks like a gopher
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From the staff chat...
[9:35:52 PM] Codeuser says: bbl
[9:35:52 PM] Codeuser says: shower
[9:36:00 PM] Scarecrow says: see you there
[9:36:53 PM] Corey says: That's just wrong.
[9:36:57 PM] Scarecrow says: lol
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Kalo and I playing BF 2142 (THE best game btw)
*a guy named KingArthur joins our squad*
Kalo over the mic - I don't know who you are, but KING ARTHUR WAS GAY!
*Kalo kicks KingArthur from our squad*
Kalo - HEY! I heard you like games, so I put a game, in yo game, so you can play while you play!
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[8:30:18 PM] Scarecrow The Immortal says: i understand
[8:33:36 PM] Scarecrow The Immortal says: what clan u in ahdnack?
[8:35:39 PM] Ahdanack says: wez start our own
[8:35:44 PM] Ahdanack says: its be rape
[8:36:00 PM] Scarecrow The Immortal says: Thrawn's Rape Squad?
[8:36:03 PM] Scarecrow The Immortal says: TRP?
[8:36:05 PM] Ahdanack says: no
[8:36:10 PM] Scarecrow The Immortal says: oh
[8:36:13 PM] Ahdanack says: it sounds like his sex slaves
[8:36:17 PM] Scarecrow The Immortal says: lol
[8:36:24 PM] Dr. Nick says: Nothing wrong with that
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-_^
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Something in the Thrawn's Revenge Community Chat reminded me of a quote:
A year or two back, in an A level Geography class (this is 17 and 18yr olds), we were looking at Google Earth and someone asked "whats the blue stuff?"
::)
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[4:13:52 PM] Vandar Tokare says: How much time is it in america
[4:14:17 PM] Kiet says: around 4 billion years, same as where you are
[4:14:29 PM] Slornie says: Lol
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*looking at test with a D*
--Don't worry dude, Jessica got an F
-Jessica who?
--Garcia
-Oh, that explains it.
--RACIST!
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[4:53:36 PM] Dr. Nick says: CA got a new music loop
[4:53:40 PM] Corey says: and a brit
[4:58:43 PM] Dr. Nick says: Uhg
[4:58:44 PM] Dr. Nick says: Now it's orange
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Last lecture before the Christmas break, lecturer brought some Mince Pies in for us.
Lecturer: "Now we're going to look at a little case study on Obesity... More Mince Pies, anyone?"
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[23:38:14] Corey says: We're releasing yesterday
[23:38:34] Corey says: Get me a root beer and a time machine.
[23:40:34] Corey says: The root beer is purely for my own enjoyment, but there is a purpose to the time machine.
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[5:24:37 PM] Corey says: Twas the night before Christmas
[5:24:44 PM] Corey says: And all through the house
[5:24:49 PM] Corey says: Not a creature was stirring
[5:24:51 PM] Corey says: Twas Uber.
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[11:50:00 AM] Corey says: FUCK
[11:50:08 AM] Corey says: I H8 U KOMPOZER
[11:50:20 AM] Dr. Nick says: WHERE'S AHD!?
[11:50:40 AM] Corey says: No
[11:50:44 AM] Corey says: KompoZer
[11:50:49 AM] Corey says: My site editty thing
[11:51:27 AM] Dr. Nick says: oh lol
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[00:30:17] Corey says: Whoever made 7 maps in a day deserves a congressional medal for annoyance and lack of skills.
= = = = =
[00:31:43] Dr. Nick says: There's no ThrRev link
[00:31:46] Corey says: So?
[00:31:50] Dr. Nick says: I'm adding one now
[00:31:51] Corey says: Did you just notice that?
[00:31:53] Dr. Nick says: Whether you like it or not
[00:31:54] Corey says: Alright...
[00:32:00] Corey says: Change the FF banner to the ThrRev one.
[00:32:14] Corey says: And then make every link redirect to our forums
[00:32:18] Corey says: regardless of what it is
[00:32:30] Corey says: File, news, picture of the day, forums, anything.
= = = = =
Arb really is great for quoting :P
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My Dad: "I took pictures of the Field Museum" (Museum in Chicago)
Me(Admiral Jamoking): "You took pictures of the funeral?!" ??? (For some odd reason that is what I thought he said, my mom thought that's what he said as well)
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interesting.
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My friend and I, every so often when we watch a movie we like to throw in lines of our own to make it a little funnier here are a couple of lines we through in to Spiderman and X2: X-men United.
Spiderman:
This is the scene towards the begginng were Mr. Osborn is dropping off Harry at the Science Lab and where Mr. Osborn meets Peter Parker for the first time.
Mr. Osborn: You know I'm something of a scientist myself (Real line)
Peter Parker: No sh*t (Line friend and I added)
X2: X-men United(*NOTE* Possible spoiler):
This is towards the end where Jean Grey leaves the Blackbird(Jet) in order to stop the rushing water from engulfing it and she says good bye to Scott through Professor X using here mental powers.
Professor X(Jean Grey Communicating through): Kiss me, Scott. (Line friend and I added)
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I'm in physics class when this goes down....
Joel (kid in class): crap
Teacher: Joel, language.
Joel: But all I said was crap.
Teacher: Yes, but you're Mormon, I have to hold you to a higher standard.
[1:12:27 AM] Corey says: It feels weird
[1:12:34 AM] Scarecrow The Immortal says: thats what she said
[1:12:43 AM] Corey says: -.-
[1:12:44 AM] Corey says: Let me finish...
[1:12:48 AM] Corey says: Oh, fuck.
[2:12:46 AM] Corey says: DON"T
[2:12:50 AM] Corey says: YOU
[2:12:50 AM] Corey says: DARE
[2:13:01 AM] Scarecrow says: i could have
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Corey says (21:36): It's official
Corey says (21:36): Obama's president
Corey says (21:36): His wiki page has been updated
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[1:51:23 PM] Corey says: "To: #44, From: #43".
[1:51:36 PM] Corey says: Have they forgotten their names?
[1:51:59 PM] Slornie says: Maybe Bush wanted to go out without managing to misspell them :P
[1:53:24 PM] Corey says: Baraq Obomba
[1:54:14 PM] Corey says: From Gorge
[1:54:21 PM] Enceladus says: lol
[1:54:21 PM] Slornie says: Lol
[1:54:53 PM] Corey says: "Clintins stash is in basmint"
[1:55:36 PM] Slornie says: Lol
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[01:32:46] Slornie says: You'd need a couple dozen Mike.NL's to do that
[01:32:55] Slornie says: And as far i know, there's only one of him?
[01:33:03] Corey says: Two.
[01:33:09] Slornie says: :O
[01:33:21] Slornie says: He has evil twin? Clone?
[01:33:25] Corey says: Yeah, well.
[01:33:32] Slornie says: Security double?
[01:33:35] Corey says: It involved a paradox and time machine.
Friend on msn: Do you think Obama is bisexual?
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Our class quote was "if there are no open doors, build a window"
I thought is was kind of funny
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Was just looking through some old Staff Chats, and found this:
[16/02/2007 03:55:26] ** Arbiter has changed the chat topic to "Thrawn's Revenge Beta Discussion. Actual Beta for discussion coming ekamekamexkestremely soon." **
[16/02/2007 03:55:51] Arbiter says: If anyone can say that properly, they get a cookie...
:HA:
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I miss Arb. He left this Corey guy who thinks he is a pimp. :'(
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this one is from my uncle
"If behind your back is in front of your face. Then what is behind you face."
My cousin spent the next 10 min trying to figure that one out.
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[1:31:08 AM]
: Luckily, I'm agnostic
[1:31:52 AM] Corey: How's that lucky?
[1:32:12 AM] Corey: That's like saying "luckily, I don't know if there's a pie"
[1:32:21 AM] Corey: There either is a pie, or there is not a pie.
I lol'd.
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[7:50:36 PM] Andynack: I'm the one who doesn't want to engage in sexual acts with a large animal, and I'm the weird one?
[7:50:45 PM] Kalo: You only live once
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[23:10:13] Corey says: People don't vomit out of fear
[23:10:33] Corey says: Scaring people wouldn't be nearly so popular.
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In Calculus
Student 1 "I heard people only use 10% of their brains."
Student 2 "That was disproved."
Student 1 "But I proved that!"
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Background: My friend Anthony is never prepared for anything in school.
Teacher: Time to study for our quiz.
Anthony: Can we postpone the quiz until next week?
Teacher: Stop forcing me to do this every time the subject comes up.
Anthony: That's what she said
Class: *chuckles*
Teacher: Anthony...
Anthony: Yea?
Teacher: Get out before I do something I'll regret for the rest of my life
Anthony: That's also what she said *darts out of the room*
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[8:21:47 PM] Alex: What's sarcasm?
[8:21:59 PM] Corey: A way of life.
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[8:53:21 PM] Alex: WHO THE F@#& IS COREY?
[8:53:42 PM] MadArchfiend38: lol here we go again
[8:53:43 PM] Corey: Your boss.
[8:53:54 PM] Gabriel.A.V.B: everyones boss.. lol
[8:54:06 PM] Alex: I want you to multiply how much I get paid
[8:54:12 PM] Corey: Done.
[8:54:16 PM] Alex: woot
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WHO THE F*CK IS DANE?
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0 x n = ???
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[3:51:04 PM] Gabriel.A.V.B: Well i havent really been writing that much and as of 1 hour ago i have been walking a movie
[3:51:37 PM] Alex: walking?
[3:53:03 PM] Alex: realy?
[3:53:12 PM] Alex: you see am?
[3:53:21 PM] Alex: I see am too
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[1:32:03 AM] Taylor: Oh btw Anthony, there is a very good chance you'll get an email from Nomada spazzing about that Naboo Wars minimod
[1:32:29 AM] Corey: If Nomada is gonna bitch about stolen content I'm gonna mail him a kettle
[1:52:06 AM] Corey: His model is pretty impressive though
[1:52:12 AM] Taylor: Linkage?
[1:52:16 AM] Corey: I doubt anyone has even gone so far as to do want look more like
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girlfriend of mine kept saying "am gonna have sex with your dead body"
Me- When i die i wa...
Friend- If you let me have sex with your dead body.
Me- Um.... No?
Friend- its just sex..... get over it..
side note. when i say girlfriend.. i mean female friend..
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I was in a science class and my teacher was explaining how you could make things like seedless watermelons with genetic engineering when the guy next to me says...
"How do they make boneless chickens?"
And he was serious.
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[1:16:40 AM] Corey: That's like saying "You like chemistry? Become and alchemist!"
[1:16:46 AM] Corey: It's the difference between legos and megablocks.
[1:17:43 AM] Anthony: There's a difference...?
[1:17:50 AM] Anthony: (I never owned either)
[1:18:07 AM] Corey: Megablocks are like the special ed version of legos
[1:18:18 AM] Anthony: Are those the really big versions?
[1:18:18 AM] Corey: They're huge and you can't reallydo anything with them
[1:18:23 AM] Anthony: Mmkay
[1:18:30 AM] Anthony: I've seen other kids with em then
[1:18:32 AM] Corey: Which is good, because they need to stay the fuck out of your mouth
[1:18:35 AM] Anthony: lol
[1:18:59 AM] Corey: Cause if you're playing with them, you probably have a tendency to put things in there.
[1:19:36 AM] Corey: Testing, brb
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[7:32:57 PM] Anthony (Dr. Knickers): But a nationwide survey recently found that some people think too much about life. These people have poorer memories, and they may also be depressed.
[7:33:38 PM] Slornie: And Google is making us all thick because we don't need to learn/remember as much
[7:34:23 PM] Corey Chamberlain: The fact that you googled for that, Code, should have been indicative of a problem
[7:34:32 PM] Anthony (Dr. Knickers): I didn't google that
[7:34:43 PM] Anthony (Dr. Knickers): I saw an article on it while looking at the invasive species thing
[7:35:41 PM] Corey Chamberlain: Depression being the invasive species in the territory of your heart?
[7:35:51 PM] Anthony (Dr. Knickers): LOL
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COREY: Also, the blimp is pretty stupid.
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[11:06:27 PM] Enceladus: 5mb image
[11:06:29 PM] Enceladus: F
[11:06:30 PM] Enceladus: A
[11:06:30 PM] Enceladus: I
[11:06:31 PM] Enceladus: L
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My favorite quote is
"Let me get this straight. You said 'Kiss my Wookiee!' to the most powerful warlord in the galaxy?"
Prince Isolder to Han Solo
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These aren's upposed to be actual famous quotes, they're supposed to be quotes said or heard by you. Nothing from movies, books, etc.
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Forgetfulness doesn
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"You should go become a Dad!"
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A quote of my own invention years ago when asked to describe the lord of the Rings by a friend
"It's EPIC. As EPIC as the word EPIC, which is pretty EPIC!"
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From the team chat:
Corey: That's how the moon was born
Corey: Earth had it off with an asteroid
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There is a dead Whitney Houston within 25km of me
-Corey
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Via skype VOIP
Ca3ba: Then you could give each leader something specific to research specific to their lore. Like Thrawn's Revenge could research Star Destroyer upgrades.
Corey: Thrawn's Revenge?
Enceladus: The mod name can research upgrades?
Ca3ba: Admirable Thrawn.
Corey: ...Grand Admirable Thrawn?
Enceladus: Good job.
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[4:14:13 AM] James (Kalo/Clint Eastwood): Gabe
[4:14:18 AM] James (Kalo/Clint Eastwood): Have you ever been lathered all up in baby oil
James (Kalo/Clint Eastwood): And had a Giraffe lick it off?
James (Kalo/Clint Eastwood): Cause you're about to be.
Gabe: WHAT\
Gabe: THE
Gabe: FUCK
Gabe: james
Gabe: you got a pretty creative imagination or a pretty odd hobby
Cameron: Or just a real friendly giraffe
Cameron: or Corey has a giraffe costume
James (Kalo/Clint Eastwood): It's from a video on Youtube.
Cameron: You and Corey make videos?
James (Kalo/Clint Eastwood): :|
Cameron: sex fiends
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Dr-Mambo: so yeah
Dr-Mambo: how about that <recent current event>
Dr-Mambo: did you catch that <local sporting event> last weekend?
Willuknight: no i missed <local sporting event> but i did manage to get to <recent current event> and it was pretty damn cool
Willuknight: i met <person we both know> there as well, they were with some friends
Dr-Mambo: oh thats just <emotive statement>
Willuknight: <unecessary agreement>
Dr-Mambo: well im going to go <masterbate furiously> to <lesbian pornogrophy>
Dr-Mambo: <parting statement>
Willuknight: <salutations>
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Corey: Eugh
Corey: Writing study notes for a politics class
Corey: Wrote Clone Wars instead of Cold War
One more reason why we're not doing a CW mod! :P
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DaVinci syrup bottle label: Naturally flavored with other natural flavors. (Kind of a quote).
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Enceladus: Smallpox by hardest makes it the far.
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Corey: Well the worst is when they get all self righteous and say \"oh well its not a big deal I just don\'t have the time to learn myself because I have a life so you should do this for me\"
(21:13:14) Corey: And it\'s like what the fuck kind of brain damage gave you that ability to use logic
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My young brother (Currently 6) comes to my house and asks to watch Star Wars. I shed a small man tear and enthusiastically tell him he can watch Star Wars whenever he likes.
We watch and finish episode VI.
He says: "Darth Vader has a robot and hand and so does Luke."
Me: "Yea"
Him: "Darth Vader saw Luke's robot hand he had a robot hand so he was Luke's friend because they both had robot hands. That is why Darth Vader hurt the naughty man for Luke."
Me: "Aaaa, sure."
I am just glad he wants to watch Star Wars.
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On CoH, "Okay, we'll hit them where they least expect it."
"Where is that?"
"Where they MOST expect it."
"...What?"
"Because it's so obvious that we WOULD attack it they'll KNOW we KNOW they KNOW and NOT attack there, so we prove them wrong by proving them right!"
"..."
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On CoH, "Okay, we'll hit them where they least expect it."
"Where is that?"
"Where they MOST expect it."
"...What?"
"Because it's so obvious that we WOULD attack it they'll KNOW we KNOW they KNOW and NOT attack there, so we prove them wrong by proving them right!"
"..."
When I see this I can only think of Vizzini: "Never match wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
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During parachute jump to next guy in line,
"Are we flying as straight as the highway?"
"Yes"
"So this jump is kind of a danger for us huh?"
"Yeah, I guess but don't worry"
"And we jump to the Landing Zone?"
"Sure, where else?"
"So you're saying that we are on a hypothetical Highway to the Dangerzone?"
"Well yeah I guess but why...oh wait, goddamnit!"
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[4:41:39 PM] Corey: Can you do me a huge favour?
[4:42:00 PM] Enceladus: Can I?
[4:42:10 PM] Corey: Can you give me one negative karma?
[4:42:14 PM] Enceladus: ...
[4:42:17 PM] Corey: I've been at -59 for like 3 months
[4:42:18 PM] Enceladus: Why?
[4:42:21 PM] Corey: And it's bugging the shit out of me
[4:42:31 PM] Enceladus: Sorry
[4:42:33 PM] Slornie: Lol
[4:42:34 PM] Enceladus: Can only do 10
[4:42:34 PM] Corey: PLEASE
[4:42:36 PM] Corey: NO
[4:42:39 PM] Enceladus: YES
[4:42:48 PM] Enceladus: YOU'LL LOVE IT
*hint*
THERE!!! You are fixed now.
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A text conversation between me and my brother, as he finds out I already knew something that he just told me.
ME: I know
BROTHER: U know what? U read it already??
ME: Yesterday
BROTHER: What is the angry emoticon look like (not the emoji, the standard emoticon).
Me: Like your face does right now, only better looking.
BROTHER: I h8 u
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Talking about his old laptop:
[12:23:15 AM] Corey Chamberlain: How old is it?
[12:23:19 AM] Enceladus: I'm thinking I'll get 600 ish
[12:23:28 AM] Enceladus: Try and outsell the guys at 700 and 750 here
[12:23:36 AM] Enceladus: 3 years
[12:23:41 AM] Enceladus: still first gen i7
[12:25:55 AM] Enceladus: and I just wrote kidney secretes i7 in my notes...
[12:26:38 AM] Corey Chamberlain: I think this conversation made you write something different
[12:26:46 AM] Corey Chamberlain: You could even say it... Inspired Innovation.
[12:26:55 AM] Enceladus: ...
[12:26:57 AM] Enceladus: really?
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After my most recent School trip, I am now known for saying "Go Fuck Yourself" when angered.
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Me playing as the PA(Jumped in with Jerec, Kaine 2 Praetors, Grant and 2 Escort carriers against Ackbar an MC80, 4 Corellian gunships and Rogue Suadron), "Tonight I dine on Ackbar soup!"(followed by my accidental pushing of the autoresolve button in battle...all my ships explode before my eyes and not a single rebel is dead...) fast frward to my headdesking
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At work a couple of weeks ago:
[Manager] How do I take a picture of what's on the screen on these computers?
[Colleague] Press the Print Screen button.
[Manager] Did you have to say that in such a "you idiot" tone of voice?
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After seeing a "Friends of the NRA fundraiser dinner."
Me (sarcasm): The only way to be a friend of he NRA is to oppose it at all times."
Mom: Why is that?
Me (sarcasm): Because the NRA is a liberal conspiracy to get all the gun lovers into one organization so that when the time comes they can all be eliminated at once!
Mom: I've never thought of that before (laughs).
Me: I should sell that to FOX "News"; they'd buy it.
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zotrablue Hace 2 a
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What...?
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Meh is this forum that cuts my post, the last time I edited it (third or fourth time) I tough it was ok
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At least I am not alone in he cutting off of my posts. But all of this leads to a nice new Famous Quote.
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Release wrapup:
[9:03:38 PM] Corey Chamberlain: 2 days and nobody has reported anything gamebreaking
[9:03:41 PM] Corey Chamberlain: So that's nice
[9:05:04 PM] Enceladus: What about GROUNDBREAKING?
[9:05:36 PM] Corey Chamberlain: Fuck you.
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Corey: I'm 11 pages into a 22 page essay on the reasons why the European Space Agency exists and how it has been consolidated into broader attempts to integrate Europe
Corey: Too fun.
Kalo Shin: europe
Kalo Shin: space agency
Kalo Shin: HAH.
Corey: But it's a thing.
Kalo Shin: maybe in fucking canada
Corey: It's been a thing for 50 years.
Corey: But Europe...
Corey: Not Canada....
Kalo Shin: they're the same thing
Kalo Shin: rite
Corey: Maybe in fucking Uzbekistan.
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Discussing space stations in Ventrilo...
Slevered: This is Star Wars, so there may be some sort of artificial gravity thi-
Corey: THIS IS STAR WARS?
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being with my friend in his car he miss a turnand continues to go forward instead of turning around when I ask him why he says
" it's like the sergeants always say if you make a mistake just keep going with it and dont hesitate"
I replied "This is not the same. if you drive towards a cliff you do not continue to ride the vehicle all the way over said cliff and explode, you turn the car around!"
He looks at a nearby cliff and smiles.
"Don't you dare..."
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"Do better".
Me 2016
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Me: "This planet is mine!"
Separatists: "Nope Dibbs!"
Me: "Wut"
Separatists: "Intergalactic dibbs law, I called dibbs on the planet so it's mine"
Me: "WUT -_-"
"Everything is fine and dandy until the super star destroyer shows the fuck up" -RTFM
"Oh shit we lost the fleet, eh they were all screwups anyways, if they were actually decent naval commanders they wouldn't have died now would we."
Me: "GOD DAMN MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OF THE FUCKING CANNON"
Delta Squad: "Geeze you don't have to yell"
Me: "I GAVE YOU ONE ORDER AND THAT WASN'T TO DIE AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID"
Delta: "But we haven't di-" *dies to flak cannon*
Me: *slams keyboard* "OH MY GODDDDDDDD"
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"What's our plan? Does anyone have a plan? We should plan."
-Jedi Master Streen
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"Well I have a plan."-Kenny TWD
"So what's the plan then?" Mike TWD
"We figure something out, we improvise!"-Kenny
"Then that's not a plan! You don't PLAN to improvise!"- Mike
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When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmancy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine! -Sgt Johnson (unknown - Dec 11, 2552)
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One of my favorite quotes;
"However selfish soever man may be supposed, there are evidently some principles in his nature which interest him in the fortune of others, and render their happiness necessary to him. Though he derives nothing from it, except the pleasure of seeing it."
- Adam Smith {The Theory of Moral Sentiment}
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Me paying as Byzantium in EU4
Time to bring back the Roman Empire. rivaled by Ottomans , Candar, Venice, Genoa ,Hungary, Poland ,And Crimea
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!
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RVB: tucker "you killed church you team killing fuck tard!"
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RVB: tucker "you killed church you team killing fuck tard!"
Church going back in time to prevent that and causing it
"Oh no! I'M the team killing fucktard!!!"
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Sometimes by losing the battle, you find a new way to win the war.
By Donald Trump (One of the only wise things that came out of his mouth)
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andrew hester to audience:
"what did perkins do now" whenever something goes wrong the best scapegoat ever
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Democracy is the worst form of government...except for all the rest.-Winston Churchill
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Church: Okay then! We agree to the terms!? You first, and then we send over the medic!
Sarge: Get on with it, Grif.
Grif: (grunting sigh) I would just like to let everyone know, that I suck...!
Church: And!?
Grif: And that I'm a girl...!
Church: What else!?
Grif: And I like ribbons in my hair, and I want to kiss all the boys...!
Sarge: This may be the best surrender of all time.
Simmons: Okay, is that good enough!?
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In an age of nothing, at a time when we stand at the brink of our own destruction. Strengthen your belief in yourself. In the future of humanity,in the things of this world which cannot easily be perceived. Awaken that which lies dormant within your soul. Reignite the flame of your consciousness, and measure the strength of your conviction reveal the lie renounce our hatred. Seek, find,embrace the truths you are fortunate enough to discover. Cherish them, use them to anchor you in the sea of chaos that is the world we live in.
(not the full quote. feel free to add the rest)
David Draiman
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"Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you!"-Bane voice
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“I find your lack of faith disturbing.” — Darth Vader
“I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.” — Luke Skywalker
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"In an age of nothing, at a time when we stand at the brink of our own destruction. Strengthen your belief in yourself. In the future of humanity,in the things of this world which cannot easily be perceived. Awaken that which lies dormant within your soul. Reignite the flame of your consciousness, and measure the strength of your conviction. Reveal the lie. Renounce our hatred. Seek, find,embrace the truths you are fortunate enough to discover. Cherish them, use them to anchor you in the sea of chaos that is the world we live in. When you are pushed to the very limits of your soul. That all you have left are the dead remnants of the fabric of your life"--BELIEVE
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"Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you!"-Bane voice
"It would be extremely painful. For you."
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"It would be extremely painful. For you."
ah i wondered which would break first, your spirit... or your body
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"Blood For The Blood GOD!!
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this was when i was watching the new season of Gotham; SPOILIERS AHEAD
Evil knock-off jet junkie when Gordon shows up: "Guess who showed up? we're gonna be bullet rich!"
Me: "what the hell is this, Metro? Apparently bullets are currency now."
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I was playing War Thunder with a friend and then this happened:
I was stuck doing repairs in my M3 stuart shooting some assholes and channeling my inner Initial D(that thing is stupidly fast). My friend was in a Stuka, i think?
so i was dealing with a crusader Bot that i may have ramed B.C why not, and so my friend was dropping bombs on tanks 20 ft away give or take and out of nowhere i look on my death-cam confused " Goofter_Slam bombed Engineer_#8068_Ch"(the rest of Chan cut off because i suppose my steam username was too many characters for war thunder, idk)
My reaction: Why senpai?
Him: Im sorry my child, will headpats help?
Me: No, you shot me in the ass!
Him: technically i bombed you in the ass so...
Me:You Baka...
And that was the end of the match, many shenanigans were afoot...
My discord: Engineer-Chan your anime bestie!#2051 for those interested.
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War thunder A.I: "thats a nice new M3 Lee you just bought, it'd be a shame if something... happened"
ME: STOP SHOOTING ME YOU CUCKS!(i was in the middle of repairs)
AI:*fires HE shell straight through the driver viewport thing and knocks out the whole crew*
Me: WTF? how the hell does that happen?,hacking shits....
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that happened to me with the M2, sometimes i think the AI will just cheese the entire match.
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Poi is spam- Commander Lucky (ARMCO discord)
me- nuuuuu not poi!!!!